Tools That Don't Judge Me

My go-to snake that doesn't bite 🐍 Perfect for when I want to feel smart about AI

JavaScript but with a safety helmet ⛑️ Saves me from my own stupidity

The language that forgives everything... until it doesn't 💥

Like C but with extra steps and existential dread 😵‍💫

Fast like my disappearing motivation on Monday mornings ⚡

Making the web reactive since I stopped using jQuery 🎭

React but with superpowers and way more confusion 🦸‍♂️

CSS but I pretend I'm playing with LEGO blocks 🧱

The foundation of everything web. Still can't center a div perfectly 📐

Makes my builds faster than my attention span ⚡

JavaScript everywhere! Even my coffee machine runs Node now ☕

Python's lightweight web framework. Like a shot glass for APIs 🥃

So fast it makes Express.js look like a turtle 🐢

Making systems talk to each other since forever 🗣️

Keeping the bad guys out and the good guys in 🛡️

The elephant that never forgets... unlike me with SQL syntax 🐘

NoSQL = No Structure, No Problem... right? RIGHT?! 🤷‍♂️

Teaching computers to be smarter than me (not that hard) 🤖

Data manipulation... and occasionally panda manipulation 🐼

Numbers so fast they make my calculator jealous 🔢

Computer vision so good, it sees my bugs before I do 👁️

Making computers see better than me without glasses 👓

Chatting with AI models like they're my best friends 💬

Google's cloud where my apps go to scale... or crash 🌩️

It works on my container! (The new 'it works on my machine') 🐳

The cloud that empties my wallet faster than my coffee habit ☁️💸

The OS that makes me feel like a hacker... until I need to install drivers 🐧

Version control that controls my life more than I do 🔄

Automating deployments so I can break things faster 🚀

Firebase's cool cousin who knows SQL 😎

Deploy faster than you can say 'merge to main' ⚡